Oh, hey--there you are! I've been looking for you all day, Zero.
"Oh...uh, what do you want?"
Well, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going vegan. I'm on day three, in fact.
"...That's neat...I guess...?"
Can somebody be thrilled for me around here?
"I mean, you made me kinda apathetically narcissistic and made Nyao sorta concerned strictly about me, so...probably not."
...You guys are messed up.