Wednesday, March 30, 2011


note to self #45: back me up, ladies

Like a wad of plaque wedged between your gums, note to self, by that walking argument-for-abortion, jack kelly, returns with another set of comics nobody asked for, starting with a comic that is yet another entry into an already brimming file of evidence on how ignorant and pernicious jack kelly really is. How dare he suggest that it's gotten to the point where it's socially acceptable to characterize all men as idiots! What an idiot, man!

note to self #46: so awepic

jack kelly, how many times do I have to tell you, stop working Justin Bieber into your comics. I know you've never even heard a single song he's done, and your knowledge of him only consists of what you've gleaned from late night talk show monologues. Just warning you: mention "Angy Birds" or "Jersey Shore" and you're fired. Again.

note to self #47: akira

jack kelly, you filthy racist! Of course it's not a good thing that they white-washed the casting choices for the leads in the live-action adaptation of Akira. Why would you say one thing when the complete opposite is more accurate and true?! You are such an idiot! I want to scream at you on the Internet! IN ALL CAPS!!

note to self #48: wonder woman

jack kelly is just jealous that the creator of Wonder Woman went to Harvard and that I wrote a paper on Wonder Woman for Yale credit. Take that, Princeton--what have you done for comics lately?! Oh...right...


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