Wednesday, February 2, 2011


note to self #13: adult education

This week's episode of note to self by jack kelly is called "room4squares," which, statistically speaking, must make sense to at least one person out there...anyway, next time you mouth off, jack kelly, try to be coherent.

note to self #14: john mayer mccheese

Just what we need, a three-way suing opportunity.

note to self #15: family racism

Racism is only cute when spouted from babies and geriatrics, but mostly just from baby geriatrics.

note to self #16: mom nicknames

Immigrant moms say the darndest, soul-crushingest things.

All right, it's my turn on Friday, jack kelly, so prepare to have the black slapped off your yellow.


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